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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
adriennepitts:

Lorde performing at the Osheaga Music Festival, Montreal
August 2014
"Don’t ever feel bad for making a decision that upsets other people. You are not responsible for their happiness. You are responsible for your happiness."Isaiah Henkel (via weareallgettingby)
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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

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theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

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buttcramps:

simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog
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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

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decepticun:

Untitled | by Hudson Gardner

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

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shuckl:

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

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frostied:

maybe Jesus was gay the whole time and was actually saying “ah, men”

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